[EXO-M MAMA] MV review!

Ayo waddup :D If you didn't know (now you know) I am an EXO fan. Also known as- AN EXOTIC. So I was asking me2day what I should review and a certain fish harassed me about reviewing many different things until I finally agreed upon reviewing 'MAMA'. Cause' I miss my mama? Maybe? And because I've never really told anyone what I think of the MV. If you haven't seen it... Go watch it?

WARNING. I CANNOT PROMISE HOW SERIOUS THIS REVIEW WILL BE. MORE THAN LIKELY I WILL JUST TROLL THIS MV... alot <3

Lets start off with the ridiculous intro to this MV... Let me explain my feels in a simple gif.

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Continuing... "CARELESS CARELESS SHOOT ANONYMOUS ANONYMOUS HEARTLESS MINDLESS NO ONE WHO CARE ABOUT ME?"

I can't even. No but seriously, I didn't know Engrish could get this horrible. "IT LOOKS LIKE PURPLE LINE, GOTTA INTRODUCE MYSELF.", it doesn't even compare. Seriously. EXO you've taken the cake on this one. Though honestly it's like my favorite engrish line ever other than "because I naughty naughty, HEY I'M MR. SIMPLE". SM, you've out done yourself, really :) Not to mention the fact that their pronunciation is atrocious. The first time I heard it (it was the Korean version so no subs) I really thought they were speaking Korean. -le sigh- It's okay EXO. The whole monk this is just sketchy as hell.

 I love when you get to see their symbols though. LAY UNICORN REPRESENT. You can't get more legit than a unicorn.

And now the singing starts with our dearest CHENCHEN breaking out with some sexy singing and totally awkward lip syncing, not to mention sitting on a log with a more than likely deadly scorpion behind him, then to be suprised with the sudden arrival of...Kai? Continuing onto some more random scenes of the EXO members in weird rooms. And then dancing in a set that just looks like a slightly changed version of the 'History' dance set. >.> I see what you did there SM. Oh and it's snowing. Shiny coats will keep them warm. 

There are a lot of sets in this MV. And lots of Kai randomly popping in to say "WAI HAARO THERE", which is TOTALLY not sketchy. And can I just appreciate how they let Kris dance in the front (for like 10 seconds) so I can make fun of his inability to dance. LIKE A KRISUS. Seriously just let Lay dance in the front. Thought atleast it wasn't Chanyeol, seriously watch him dance, you will die. Kris is taller but dances better >.> Chanyeol just really sucks I guess- he's my bias but I have to admit he sucks. Yoochun also sucks at dancing WTF. I guess I'm not attracted to those who can dance. 

Can I just say I think the dance to the chorus was cherographed that way purely because so many derp faces occur from it? 

SM YOU TROLLS. But seriously, there are like 398520958402958402985425842 macros of derp faces from this GLORIOUS dance. Though the best part of the chorus is the "MAMA, MAMA" parts, I only realy hear Luhan's voice though >.> Not that I'm complaining. LUHAN YOU DEER YOU. Xiumin looks so awkward in this whole MV, I KNOW WE WERE ALL THINKING IT. Baozi you just aren't that suave here D: And I frickin' love baozi. But he's just like "HI I'M BAOZI AND I DON'T REALY SPEAK CHINESE AND I'M NERVOUS o.o", Tao on the other hand the one who actually IS kinda shy in person is like all "HAY I'M TAO AND I'M A KUNGFU PANDA LOOK AT DEEZ TASSLES ON MA PANTS, SEXY HAAAAAY". And Kris just has major bitchface for the whole MV. I guess it's not really a happy DANCING PARTY TIME song. Meh

But back to Chenchen. His voice is just...unnfffffff. AND THOSE CHEEKBONES. WHOLEY SHISUS. Like seriously, I could cut steak on those. Though I somehow sense that would not be appreciated by our dearest Chenchen

. He was originally my bias just cause' how gorgeous he is and how gorgeous his voice is. My bias changed a lot, but it's currently Luhan, he just beats out Baozi because he's a Cassie. CASSIOPEIA REPRESENT BABY.  Anyways, lololololol at that awkward Kris eyebrow raise. 

DANCE BREAK. I love how they just took the best dancers and left everyone else out (coughkreeseandchanyuuurcough). So the people who are dancing are- Kai, Sehun, Lay, Xiumin, Tao, and D.O(I think? maybe it's Suho IDK). And then Tao is all like "RIPPITO-FLIPPITO-SUPAAR-SLOW-MOTION-KUNGFU-STYLE". Werk it bby. And then it's SCREAMOOOOO TIMEEE. LAWL Xiumin and Kreese. Kris isn't even screaming. He's just like "Hi I'm Kris, I'm so angry..rawr".

 As much as I love Mandarin, this line just SUCKS. It's so much better in Korean. But seriously. Chanyeol can scream. CAUSE IT'S FRICKIN' CHANYEOL SCREAMING NOT KAI JESUS CHRIST. D< WATCH THE LIVE PERFORMANCE. But then ALL is forgiven with Chenchen's sexy "Mama", he like freakin' moans it. SO MANY FEELS. In the Korean version Kai says "Mama" first, and TRIES to be sexy- Sorry but you don't have ANYTHING on Chenchen. 

And then the song is just kinda rapped up all nicely and stuffs. Can I just point out that Luhan is like wearing a dress/shirt thing. Lolololol. Watch the very end. BUT I'M NOT FRICKING DONE YET. I HAVE A LOT TO SAY STILL.

Now as you all should know I am a HUGE. Cassie. DIE HARD Y'ALL. So the first time I heard this I was like "AWWW HELL NAWWWWWWWWWW" because this song SO obviously a rip off of 'TRI-ANGLE', shut up and listen to it. There is a screamo part in it too, and they both have very similar vibes. It's like "What Is Love" and "Before U Go"... I find this REALLY annoying. EXO is full of extremely talented boys who deserve something original that isn't going to piss all of the Cassie's off. We're bloody vicious. I know a LOT of Cassie's aren't even giving EXO a chance because of the fact the two songs sound so similar. It's SUCH a shame because they are really really talented, and they all seem like very nice people. But still, the fact that this song sounds so much like "TRI-ANGLE", is like the majority of the reason I didn't purchase the album. If EXO's new comeback song resembles another TVXQ song, I'm sorry but I won't be purchasing the new album either. PLEASE SM, give EXO some real original stuff. You still have Yunho and Changmin, so stop trying to replace the greatness that is TVXQ. It's impossible. EXO are great artists, but they aren't TVXQ. They never will be. TVXQ as 5 were the kings of kpop. No matter what you try and do you cannot create anything as mindblowing as those 5 GODS. Basically I like the song, like EXO, but hate SM ;)

-Katie <3

PS- I don't own any of the macros/gifs in this post. All rights and love to the original owners. 

[Heaven's Postman] REVIEW!/ulzzang time!

Hello there :D
Today I'm back with a review-like-thing-that-I-don't-know-if-it-really-counts-as-a-review and a makeup look/outfit...kinda sorta. 

IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED THE MOVIE YOU MAY NOT WANT TO READ THIS.

If you'd like to watch it you can find it on Hulu or youtube. You may also want to check out drama sites on such as dramacrazy.net or kimchidrama.somethingorother.

So first off let me answer this question, "What is 'Heaven's Postman'?? CAN I EAT IT?", No I'm sorry you can't eat it "Awww D:", but I will tell you what it is! "Really?" yes really. 'Heaven's Postman' is a korean movie, starring DBSK's Kim Jae Joong. "HE'S DREAMY!" yah, he's taken sweet cheeks (coughyunjaefolifecough).


 It came out like in 2009-2010 I believe. I originally was under the impression (for god knows why) that this movie was in Japanese, but it's all in Korean (which would make more sense >.>) so if you know korean YOU DON'T NEED SUBTITLES! If you know Japanese YOU NEED SUBTITILES. The movie runs about 1 hour 40 minutes ish. I don't really know if that's long for a movie, my drama episodes are an hour each. I think a movie would be long if it was like 4 hours. But that's just me.


Starting the movie I was all like "I wonder what the hell it's gonna be about", and as I found out, it's about................................ HEAVEN'S POSTMAN (a shocker, am I right?). No but seriously, when you start the movie it's just so confusing. They don't explain anything really until like half way through the movie. It's like super super confusing during a lot of it, but then once it gets closer and closer to the end they explain everything in bits and pieces. Like the question that I was wondering through it all was "Who/what is Jae Joong?", in the beginning he says he's an angel and a ghost, so then your all like "WTF IS HE?!?!?!", and they don't clarify really. Until like WAY towards the end where they tell you he's like a ghost thing that only people who miss people who have died can see. LIKE I WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT. In the beginning though I was thinking that he was just a normal person, but then he has keys to the red heaven mail box, which if he was totally normal how would he have the keys? 


The red heaven mailbox is like the mailbox in the middle of this random field that people put letter to loved ones that have passed away in. So then Jae Joong (or Shin Jae Joon in the movie) goes and like takes the letters, reads them, and lies to the people  to comfort them. In the beginning he meets this girl Ha Na who wrote a angry "I FREAKING HATE YOU" letter to her lover that died, and like never loved her or something. They explain in the movie. So she becomes Jae Joong's like 'sidekick' and they work together.


Now onto my feelings on this movie. O M G it's so sad. Like during the whole movie I was teary eyed. Like I wasn't crying, but I felt like I was going too. If you cry easy, you will probably cry a lot more than I did. I cried at the end, like at Jae Joong's letter, and then I was SOBBING when the two old people were reunited. TT^TT SO TOUCHING. I really really enjoyed this movie though. I don't mind sad movies, because I CANNOT watch scary movies. I'm scared really easily, and I have really bad nightmares if I watch anything scary... D: But anyways, this movie sort of has an ending similar to that of a Studio Ghibli movie (ex. Spirited Away, Ponyo, Howl's Moving Castle, Kiki's Delivery Service, etc) it's just a very calming ending. And if you didn't know I adore Studio Ghibli movies, I wish kids now a days had that sort of same respect and gentleness to them... It's really beautiful. <3


SO ONTO MY ULZZANG PICTURES. I was just trying to look like 'Heaven's PostWOMAN'. Kinda angel like? I dunno. D:

Well here is the outfit, and yes I changed the color of my text. Problem?

NOW FOR THE COMPONENTS YOU NEED FOR THIS OUTFIT :D

1. You need a dress and a button up shirt. I used a floral dress and a white shirt. BUT you could always use a solid colored dress and wear a plaid button up, or any other pattern button up.

2. Assessories :D I used a compass necklace because WHAT IF I GET LOST ON THE WAY TO THE MAILBOX? I might need a compass. And some wood bangles because angels wouldn't wear plastic neon jewerly. I was also wearing pearl earrings by the way.

3. Boots. Why boots? Because that red mail box is in the middle of a FREAKING FIELD. Do you want chiggers? (if you don't know what chiggers are they're bugs that like get into your skin and are really painful... maybe they just have them in the south IDK). Plus boots are like working shoes so yeah. GET SUM BOOTS.

4. Do your makeup in an 'angel like' way. I did a very 'perfect skin' look, with lots of blush (though in this picture you cant see it..) natural eyes and lip tint for natural looking lips. ^^

AND I HAVE MORE PICTURES :3

The pretty blue sky~

EPIC ENVELOPS

ahem..

NOMS?

Okay we have now reached the end of my blog post about the movie 'Heaven's Postman', I hope this was interesting to read .___. Sorry I'm so spazzy. Next post will hopefully be a review on makeup or skincare products... STAY TUNED MY DEARIES.

-Katie <3

ps. this post was colorful

[HAPPY 75TH BIRTHDAY GRANDMA] my life post!

As the title says, today (July 7th) is my Grandmothers birthday! Why am I making a post for my Grandma's birthday? Because my Grandma told me she really likes my blog! So she gets her own special post for her birthday! 


So this post is just some pictures of my house (again, I moved) and some pictures of the pool and a lot of pictures of your favorite grandaughter -hair flip- me! :D

Well here is a pic of my closet, it's got another side too it though, this is just the part that has the majority of my clothes in it :)

Now these are pictures of the furniture in my room! I'm getting a desk as well it just hasn't come yet, we're still waiting on that one! The last picture is of what color my room is, a beautiful, wonderful, pink! Sorry everything is messy .__." still working on getting everything all pretty. It'll be a while, but I'll make a blog post for that as well! 

Some upclose pictures of me, my makeup was so colorful today :O Lately I like having a lot of color on my eyes, takes the focus off my chubbiness hahaha! 

And here are some pictures of our dog! His name is Phinieus, okay I have no idea how to spell his name... We usually just call him Pupperson~

This I where I like to sit outside^^ Usually it's around like 106 degrees when I'm out there! But it's really not too bad, I sit out there and I'll eat breakfast or lunch. It's nice and really pretty out!

And this is me missing you Grandma! TT^TT See in the first two I'm being sad and in the second two I'm sending you kisses <3 -hug&kiss-

Here are some pictures I had my Dad help me take! It was SOOO sunny out, it really hurt my eyes TT^TT so we decided we'd try again later, which we did. I look so funny in these haha~ Aishhhh I look like I've gained weight -hides under covers-

Oh and this is a special picture for you Grandma <3 I look totally awkward, but it's okay- STILL LOVE YOUUUU. (the real question is- DOES SHE STILL LOVE ME -epic dramatic music-)

I was going to show you some pictures of the house, but it's a mess right now... I'll make a post of the house when we're all moved in and it looks good!

This is some cake I got at the asian bakery here! I think you'd really like this Grandma! Because you're not a fan of frosting...right? I know Mom doesn't like it, but I'm not completely sure about you. Anyways- It's a honey sponge cake! Really, really good! The cream inside is really tastey too! If you come out here we'll definately have to get some for you! They also have it in Vanilla, Chocolate, Green Tea, Coffee, and Orange... But they only have two layers with a little cream inbetween, this has a bunch of layers which makes it extra yummy :)

Whoah that was a lot of pictures. I look so dorky hahaha. LOVE ME. Well yeah that's me being 'MODEL KATIE SHAAAAAZAM'. I guess.

=Message For My Grandma=

Dear Grandma, I miss you so so so so so so so so so so so so much! Going to the Anime Convention with you was a lot of fun, and I'll always treasure those memories that we have together. I really wish I could've come to visit you with Mom and John, I would've stayed with you and they could've gone off to Aunt Beth's house without me. The kids wear me out too much! When we were talking on the phone today you told me everyone was saying good things about me, how I was polite and beautiful, the funny thing is JUST last night I was sitting there thinking of all the things I am grateful for and ALL those people you said were some of the many people I was thanking god for. I am always grateful to have such a wonderful Grandmother like you, I think I'm the luckiest kid on the PLANET to have you as my Grandma! I think you're just the greatest, and I can't imagine what my life would be like without you! Seeing you always makes me the happiest, you are just a wonderful person to be around. You bring a happiness into the atmosphere like no one else does and can brighten a room just by smiling. Everyone who knows you is HAPPY to know you, having you in their lives makes living better. That's why you have so many friends! I aspire to be like you and live happily like you. You have a very loving family who loves you so much, and loves your children so much, and loves your grandchildren so much. It's a very wonderful feeling :) Today I hope you have had a wonderful birthday and enjoyed yourself to the fullest! I am praying for you to have good health and many many more years with me! I love you very very very much!! <3

-Love, Katie